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Earth The Rave Capital of The Universe
Well we here on planet Earth really know how to rave don't we?We are the only
humanoid life forms to have a sense of humour (the zorkian slime blob has a
cool sense of huma' but is totally non humanoid) we are also the only planet
to have that cool form of music know as metal.There are lot's of types of metal
that you can stab (or take drugs to.I could slag Creed now but that joke is
a bit old......................hmm when has that stopped me before?).Some
other planets in another cosmos has some music like techno or pop,"The Slugs"
are very famous on alpha centurii with massive hits like "Cabbage Fields" and
the immortal "Compost Lane".On the nightclub scene however,Earth is doing
badly,the humanoids on Krytar 1 have cool nightclubs where the warriors of
the planet get together and send one of their heads flying when they try to
dodge the flying razor sharp axes while silumtaneously wearing a pair of
hedgehog shoes.
The Earth may be the hippest planet this side or Rytar III,
the most boring planet has got to be a small planet with 6 moons known as
Atari,2 years ago Commodore sent a shuttle full of Atari ST's into space in an
effort to rid the world of the oversized calculator,but the plan backfired when
the shuttle crashed into the planet Faerghail,a local alien discovered the
Atari ST and mass produced it so that soon everyone on the planet owned an Atari
and they decided to name the planet after their god,since then things have been
very boring and it is rumoured that the alien's dicks have begun to shrink until
nothing remained!The planet with the highest drug problem has to be Beta 6 which
deals 15000000000000000000000000000000000 gallons of Orange Juice a year because
of their hangovers.Well all in all aren't you glad that you live on Earth?